Nuclear Sauce

This past weekend my family (minus myself and mom) went to California to pick up a car my brother bought. This is the greatest conversation Kendra and I have ever had via text:

Kendra: We are somewhere in Nevada. It is an odd state. Random air crafts in the middle of nowhere. Ha! Probably going to lose service again soon.

Tamara: There are aliens there you know!

Kendra: Nuclear stuff! I am sure of it!

Tamara: If you come back glowing we will know why.

Kendra: Yes. Because I was abducted and dipped in nuclear sauce!

Tamara: Haha!!! You said sauce!

- - - the next day - - -

Kendra: The hotel shampoo smelled like lime vodka. I am serious!! It would not be good for a hangover. It may make people puke.


I love you Kendra!!!